mercredi 17 septembre 2008

Lighten up

After all that serious sporty stuff and the paralympics, a friend suggests that Britain is well placed to organise the Paralitic Olympics where drug dehancing drugs would be compulsory.

Sports would include:

Drunk football
Archery on Acid
Pub Fighting
Magic Mushroom synchronised swimming
Falling down stairs
Stoned fencing
Free style projectile vomiting
Marathon street sex
High jump