Feed the popstars

The French government has introduced a law giving a three strikes and you're barred from the interenet if you're caught downloading songs. The reasoning is that it's theft and popstars just aren't getting enough money these days. This calls for a concert on their behalf - organised by 'developing countries' - with choirs of starving children singing at concerts to rustle up much needed cash so dicks like above can afford that second swimming pool in their third homes.