Hitchens waterboarded

Christopher Hitchens is so immersed in the Western propaganda machine, so indictrinated with his own indoctrinational activities that he has to experience waterboarding for himself to settle once and for all whether the practice can be described as torture. After six seconds of it, he caves in, which is longer than most people read his articles for I guess, and we minnows of the public so easily led and dumb can now officially believe that the simulation of drowning and suffocation can, in fact to our surprise given how much we trust our civilising leaders in Paris, London and Washington, we can now safely say it is, indeed, torture. Gee thanks Chris, wow. We wouldn't like to think you were trying to distance yourself from your earlier support for the crazed war on terror and the resourcee grab in Iraq. You are REL's wanker of the week.